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[TomL]

Father Abraham's Upgrade

Abraham wants to upgrade his old computer to Windows Vista. Isaac is incredulous.
"Pop! You can't run Vista on that old dinosaur! You need hundreds of times the memory, maybe thousands, for the enablement of rapid program initialization and effective multitasking with Vista!"

Abraham, unfazed, gazes calmly at his young son and assures him:
"My son, God will provide the RAM."

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Cleaning The Talit

Shloimi spilled grape juice on his talit while saying kiddush. When shabbat was over, he brought it to the cleaners. When the time came for him to pick it up, he was stunned to see the bill for fifty dollars.

"Fifty dollars!" he shouted. "To clean one little talit?"

The dry-cleaner replied, "Do you have any idea how long it took me to get out all those little knots?!"